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Your child's health journal,
in the app you already use.

Log medication, sleep, and symptoms in plain English.
Calmemo organizes the chaos so you don't have to.

Start on Telegram — it's free

No app to install. No account. No forms to fill.

Text it like you'd text a friend

No menus, no forms, no tapping through screens. Write what happened in plain words — Calmemo turns it into a clean, structured log.

Then, before a doctor visit, type /summary and walk in with a clear report.

Have two kids? Log both in one message — "Leo had Advil and Aria slept 10h" — Calmemo creates a separate record for each.

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Calmemo
bot
Aria had 5ml Tylenol at 3pm, fever 38.5
✓ Logged for Aria
💊 Tylenol · 5 ml
🌡️ Fever · 38.5°C
🕒 Today, 3:00 pm
/summary
📋 Aria — last 30 days
• 4 fever episodes
• Tylenol given ×6
• Avg sleep 9h 20m
Ready to show your pediatrician.
🎙️
0:09
✓ Logged for Aria
🧠 Seizure · ~40 s
💤 Post-ictal: drowsy
🕒 Today, 4:00 pm

Hands full? Send a voice note.

Mid-diaper-change, mid-meltdown, or both — tap the mic and say what happened. Calmemo transcribes your words and structures the log exactly like a typed message.

Works for everything: a dose, a seizure, a sleep note, an appointment. Just speak naturally.

If you can text it, you can log it

No categories to learn, no fields to fill. Just write what happened.

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Medication

"Gave Leo 5ml Tylenol at 2pm"

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Sleep

"Down at 7:30, woke twice overnight"

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Feeding

"120ml bottle, finished it all"

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Symptoms

"Rash on tummy, mild fever since lunch"

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Seizures & episodes

"Brief seizure ~40s at 4pm, drowsy after"

Milestones & therapy

"First full sentence! OT session went well"

Privacy isn't a feature here.
It's the whole point.

Most baby & health apps make you hand over your name, email, and phone — then quietly monetize it. Calmemo keeps your child's journal and nothing that identifies you.

Typical health & baby apps
Calmemo
To sign up
Typical appsEmail + password + phone
CalmemoJust open Telegram — no account
What identifies you
Typical appsName, email, phone on file
CalmemoA pseudonymous chat ID*
Where data lives
Typical appsUS servers, often unclear
CalmemoMontreal, Canada 🇨🇦
Sold to advertisers
Typical appsFrequently
CalmemoNever. Not for sale.
Used to train AI
Typical appsUsually yes
CalmemoNever
Deleting everything
Typical appsBuried in settings
CalmemoOne command: /deletedata

*Your journal is keyed only to your Telegram chat ID. We never ask for or store your phone number, email, or password.

Especially when there's a lot to track

If your days include seizures, medication schedules, therapy notes, and a rotation of specialists — Calmemo holds it all in one place, in your own words.

Capture it in the moment

Log a seizure, a dose, or a side effect the second it happens — one-handed, mid-chaos.

✓ Logged for Aria — Seizure
⏱ Duration: ~40 s · Post-ictal: drowsy
💊 No rescue med given · 🕒 Today, 4:00 pm

See the patterns

Spot what's changing before the next neurology or pediatric appointment.

One history, every specialist

A single clear record you can summarize for whoever you're seeing next.

More tools, built for complex care

Every feature works by typing a command — no menus, no settings screens.

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Appointment reminders

Add any appointment in plain English — "cardiology Tuesday at 2pm". Calmemo reminds every caregiver ~24 hours before, automatically.

/appointment add
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Distress trigger patterns

Log what sets off episodes. Review the last 30 days of triggers to spot patterns before your next appointment.

/triggers
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Shift handover digest

Changing shifts? One command sends every caregiver a 12-hour digest — what was given, how sleep went, anything worth flagging.

/handover
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Multi-child, one message

"Leo had Advil and Aria slept 10h" — Calmemo creates a separate timestamped record for each child automatically.

The Caregiver Circle

Invite partners, nannies, or grandparents. One shared log, everyone in sync — no more "did they eat yet?" texts.

At shift change, type /handover and Calmemo sends a 12-hour digest to the whole circle — what was given, how sleep went, anything worth flagging before you hand off.

Why I built this

"I'm a parent, not a data company. I wanted to track my kid's health without handing my family over to an app. Calmemo asks for almost nothing, keeps your words in Canada, and gives you a clearer history to bring to an appointment."

— The founder

How it works

01

Talk naturally

"Aria had 5ml Tylenol at 3pm for fever." Just text the bot like a friend.

02

AI does the work

Calmemo structures your notes into clear, parent-reported logs automatically.

03

Be prepared

Run /summary before a doctor visit. Walk in with a clear 30-day report.

Questions, answered

Is my child's health data safe?

Yes. Your journal is stored encrypted in Canada (Montreal, ca-central-1), keyed to a pseudonymous Telegram chat ID. We never ask for your name, email, phone, or password, never sell your data, and never use it to train AI.

Is Calmemo medical advice?

No. Calmemo is a journal, not a medical device. It helps you organize your own observations so your conversations with your pediatrician are more productive. Always follow your doctor for medical decisions.

What does it cost?

It's free during the beta. When pricing arrives it'll be simple and per-household — and we'll tell you well before anything changes.

Why Telegram instead of a dedicated app?

Because it is a familiar, cloud-based messenger that works across phones and computers. There is no separate Calmemo account or app to learn — you open the bot and start typing. Telegram carries messages sent to the bot under Telegram's own privacy terms; bot chats are not Telegram Secret Chats.

Do I need to install anything?

Only Telegram, if you don't already use it. There's no Calmemo app — you message the bot like you'd message a friend.

How do I delete my data?

Type /deletedata in the bot. You can remove yourself as a caregiver or delete your live account data. Encrypted disaster-recovery copies age out on a limited schedule — see the data page.

Ready to clear the mental clutter?

Open Calmemo in Telegram

Free while in beta